Sunday, July 4, 2010

What part gets to heaven first

The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and
she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven...which part of
your body goes first?" Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your
hands."
"Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?" Suzy replied, "Because
when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just
takes your hands first."
"What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.
Jimmy raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your legs."
The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face.
Now, Jimmy, why do you think it would be the legs?"
Jimmy said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the
other night. Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was
saying, "Oh God, I'm coming! If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her."

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