whats wrong

If I cried BC I lost you

would you care?

What would you say?

Would you run away?

Would you watch me bleed?

Would you beg and Pleed?

Well your gone...

So don’t ask WTF IS WRONG!!!

reality

through the shadow I see a light

people trying to reach out

trying to grab at whatever reality they can grasp

when will they ever realize that the only reality

is the realization that there is NO reality

Im not mad at you

Im not mad at you

After all its not your fault

All that you have been through

You committed heart assult

I know you ment no harm

Just being you I guess

Putting on your hypnotizing charm

You had more than enough to impress

There was Michelle, Jessica, Mimi and more

Then me, who thought I was your only love

All turned out as you being a male whore

Wow, into reality with a forceful shove

You convinced me to come back

Said things were discordant with before

I had a minor brain laps attack

I came back to love and adore

The proof came about fast

You were still the same

I thought mabe we would last

You are not to blame

Im not mad at you

Its not your fault

Im just done with you

Its life after all

What part gets to heaven first

The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and

she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven...which part of

your body goes first?" Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your

hands."

"Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?" Suzy replied, "Because

when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just

takes your hands first."

"What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.

Jimmy raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your legs."

The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face.

Now, Jimmy, why do you think it would be the legs?"

Jimmy said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the

other night. Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was

saying, "Oh God, I'm coming! If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her."

lost car

A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help you sir?"

"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies.

The cop asks- "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"

It wasss on the end of thisshh key" the man replies.

About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's

'personality' is hanging out of his fly for all the world to see.

He asks the man "Sir, are you aware that you are exposing

yourself?

Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and, without missing a beat, blurts out.........."I'll be damned.......... My girlfriend's gone, too!!!!!"

Should children witness childbirth?

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place......smack his ass again!"

I AM ME

Even though I love you

I'm not allowed to care

Even though I want you

I'm not allowed to dare

Even though I need you

I'm still in this nightmare

Wake me please

Before I die

Of heartache

Of loneliness

Of loss

Of despair

Without you I am nothing

With you I am chaos

Within I am torture

Without I am in complete control

As I look out the window

I see hatred and pain

My mind whirls

I find myself laying in the blood

The blood shed by the innocent

I close my eyes

There is the peace

The peace that finally makes me see

I am me

No matter what

I am me